Last night I was watching Baseball Tonight, and noticed that ESPN has no love for David Murphy. They were talking about how the juggling of the lineup last night produced something good for our team. Then they threw up this graphic of the lineup from two nights ago, and the one for last night.

Daniel Murphy? Man – someone obviously is asleep at the wheel over at ESPN on that one..

I got bored tonight. Got into Photoshop. :)

Since you can’t improve on God’s word, I will just offer this small prayer for Josh Hamilton.
Be sober, be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking some one to devour. (1 Peter 5:8)
Here’s why I posted this.

Strikeout.
Strikeout.
Strikeout.
Sit on bench for a few minutes.
Strikeout.
Ground out.
Pop Up.
Boatload of pitches at 98-100. 30 in all over two innings. 21 for strikes. Not bad for a guy carrying a Dora the Explorer bag. Not bad AT ALL!

I believe we’ve found the reason why Chris Davis had so many strikeouts, and his batting average was down in 2009. It wasn’t his swing, the league adjusting. It was the fact that he apparently is seriously into Mariah Carey.

I mean – check out this video below that was sent to me from the site “12 Angry Mascots“. It appears to be some sort of stealth cam interview with Chris where he says how much he’s into Mariah Carey.

Here’s what I think about Mariah Carey. Really pretty girl. Has a chest that can stop time. Her voice? I have no problems with her voice. She can sing quite well. But the music she actually sings? Shoot me now. In even writing this news story, I’ve had to put on the new Black Sabbath album just to get through it.

I then decided to look into what else he listens to. Found out his walkup song when he was here was a track called “I Got it” by someone called “Gorilla Zoe“. It’s actually worse than Mariah Carey. As bad as Carey’s music is, there’s something nice to look at when you’re (unfortunately) forced to look at it. This other song – no such bonus.

I’ve taken it upon myself to suggest a few pallete cleansers in the mp3 widget below. The first two songs are the Carey & Gorilla tracks, and then eight others I suggest would make far better listening. Some are metal, some are classic rock, there’s a jazz song in there, too. Check it out.

I’ll wrap up with this. I was going to suggest Chris talk to some other players about it. My first thought lept to CJ Wilson, as he leads the Guitar Hero things a lot, and then I went to his Myspace page, and saw he has Lady Gaga in his mp3 player. There goes that cred. ;)

In the best move I think we could have made, the Rangers did not send Derek Holland to Toronto for Roy Halladay. When the time passed, I heard Hannah Baugh being really excited from here.
I do have a question, how did you spend the time leading up to the deadline? For me, I was sitting in my living room with my laptop showing the live feed from MLB Network (they had it online), and also had mlbtraderumors in another window. (I was playing games on my Xbox 360 at the same time). What was cool is the MLBN video feed also has a combined twitter feed from all over the place, so you’d get flash updates from there at the same time.
How did you spend the afternoon watching the time leading up? Post in the comments, please.

I woke up at 4:30AM this morning, and couldn’t get back to sleep. So in my coffee induced living coma, I decided to vote a ton of times for Ian Kinsler. I can’t recall offhand exactly how many times I voted, but it was up around 100 or so, and that was just in this sitting.
According to latest story, Ian is still in the lead in the AL voting. Let’s keep him there.
My NL vote is for Shane Victorino, by the way.

Ran across this picture when looking for something else tonight. It’s too bad Andreas Galarraga is in this picture, otherwise it would be the “All ‘Roid picture”. Who would have thought Jose Canseco was more right than we wanted to believe?

Yeah, I know, it was never proven Pudge did anything, but he got awfully less “Pudgy” after he was outed in Canseco’s book. Arod, Raffy, & Caminiti? No issues there.
Anyone hard about Andreas Galarraga lately? I haven’t – I wonder if he’s still cancer free.

This post was inspired by TR Sullivan’s “Just for the heck of it….”

Was looking through some old photos today and saw this rather silly picture of Andreas Galarraga. :)

Well, OK, maybe just one of them who has a blog, anyway.
You know, whenever something like Lackey being ejected after two pitches happen, you expect one thing to happen. The fans will polarize around their team being absolutely rock solid in their opinions on the matter. You expect Rangers fans to say that it was the right call, and you expect Angels fans to scream bloody murder. I didn’t quite expect this.
A guy with the nickname of “Rev Halofan” seems to put Randy Galloway to shame, and that’s an impressive feat. First off, he leads off his story on the game with this:

The Texas Rangers play in the nation’s 4th largest media market and it is obvious that MLB wants to get the ratings going to bring in baseball dollars amidst Footballville. They have the umps completely getting in the way of player’s establishing their game and a first inning ejection of John Lackey was the most obvious indicator that baseball intends to hand a mediocre organization a competitive edge thru treachery in order to more firmly take on the NFL deep in the heart of Texas.

OK, that’s mostly mild. Although thinking that MLB wants to hand a title to the Rangers is fairly dumb, it’s a pretty harmless statement, you can let it ride. But then you get into some of the quotes on his comments page, and wow. Who gave this guy a blog?

I heard a rumor that the Rangers players put vaseline on all the toilet seats in the Angels locker room this morning. Lackey likes to read a chapter of Lord of the Rings son the crapper before each start and today he slipped on the seat and fell on his ass and it ruined his pregame ritual. Lay off the practical jokes, Rangers, don’t you guys have girlfriends to occupy you spare time, or are all Texan women too crazy to date?
Mature? When the Rangers come to Anaheim and there is SARAN WRAP across the toilet bowls, your players are really going to regret it. Imagine how poorly Hank Blalock will play if he is interrupted reading his pregame Shakespeare Sonnet on the john.

Most of that thread is actually well thought out comments (inlcuding the graphic showing the strike zone and pitches thrown), but the guy running it.. That’s just stupid. Even his own users are calling him out, that’s fairly amusing, like this one from user “suboptimal”..

I get as angry as anyone about shit games like today’s. It was a shit game. The Angels lost, I’m mad at the officiating, and Vicente Padilla is not that good. But there’s a line between being angry about losing and just being angry at the other team, at their fans, even at the people who happen to live in the area. Even if this stuff isn’t to be taken seriously, it still strikes me as a little below the belt.

And this one by Red114, which I can only say “What bloody team are you talking about? Only the Yankees act like that. Or the Dallas Cowboys. Not the Texas Rangers”:

These fools were celebrating the division title in May