Rangers sign Kris Benson

It was announced on Saturday that the Rangers have signed Kris Benson to a minor league contract with an invite to spring training. This is pretty much a zero move. I can’t imagine this amounting to much of anything. This just feels like the Kip Wells move in 2006. Meh.
The only realy good thing about having Kris Benson on the team would be his wife Anna. See below. The only downside to THAT is that they’d send Jim Knox over to interview her, and as much as I’d want to see Anna Benson on TV, I’d prefer Jim Knox not be there, too.