G59: My backyard hole digging was more fun; Rangers lose 13-7

OK, what’s wrong with Chan Ho Park? I can’t BELIEVE he’s this terrible. I figured he’d have some dropoff this year going to the AL for the first time, but I never imagined he’d be this bad. I was outside digging holes in the ground in my back yard, as I’m building a fence, and was listening to the game. More than one use of the hole digging tool was followed by “Stupid ass Rangers!” as the tool got thrust into the ground. It was nice to see Pudge break out big time in his first game back, though.
After I was done digging, I decided I wasn’t going to listen/watch this game anymore – I decided the Texas Rangers team I have on my Xbox was more entertaining than the real one. :)